Debbie Is Zero
What’s your earliest memory?

I wanna say I was 2 but that doesn’t seem right. Anyways I’m sitting in this bathroom sink and I don’t fit, I don’t even know how I got there but I’m just sitting there holding a plastic cup alone. As I’m sitting there waiting for something to happen the bathroom light goes off by itself & I remember hearing someone tell me I should probably get down but I don’t know who that was since I was alone. so I try to climb down from the sink but I can’t and I fall but was fine. I go look for my mom but I can’t find her, things just get fuzzy after that.

uh what?